Funny Holiday Sweatshirt — "Merry Whatever Doesn't Offend Your Bitch Ass" Winter Crewneck

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A cozy, midweight crewneck sweatshirt that carries a quiet, winter-night vibe. The front shows a soft teal panel with a snowy cabin-and-pine silhouette and hand-lettered text, while the sleeves feature contrasting dark panels with subtle pine-pattern accents. It sits with a classic, relaxed cut that layers easily over tees and shirts. Wear it on chilly evenings by the fire, on slow drives through frosted backroads, or at small holiday gatherings where comfort and low-key style matter more than fuss. The fabric has a soft hand and enough structure to keep shape after repeated wear, and thoughtful details—tear-away label, ribbed collar and cuffs, reinforced double-needle stitching—keep it feeling trusted season after season.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and ribbed cuffs/waist for shape retention
- Embroidered-print placement options; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; tested for safety compliance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean